Hit me with your best shot

paradisaic:

I can’t go to parties because I turn into a pumpkin at midnight

xehyun:

xehyun:

if someone calls you a slut, break their fucking neck without even hesitating or saying a single word and as they lay there on the ground dead, lean down close to their corpse and whisper

slut means the end in swedish

this is the most popular post i’ve ever made and its still fuckin going and i am GLAD

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

rookiemag:

Hello, Darkness

The sad parts of life are just as important as the happy ones. By Jenny. Collage by Emma D.

rookiemag:

Hello, Darkness

The sad parts of life are just as important as the happy ones. By Jenny. Collage by Emma D.

cool cyberpunk tip

edwardspoonhands:

helioscentrifuge:

ranyakumo:

when referring to people, use “glitch” instead of “bitch”. call them glitches. say theyre being glitchy. not only do you get to avoid using a misogynistic slur, you can also imply that their negativity is an anomaly in the web grid of your life and thus needs to be patched

I REALLY LIKE THIS ACTUALLY

…I’m down…

humansofnewyork:

"She got pregnant with another man, then asked me to be the godfather."

humansofnewyork:

"She got pregnant with another man, then asked me to be the godfather."

emitter-of-learjets:

harry potter is adopted by sirius

Orphan is the New Black

ruinedchildhood:

Blossom had no chill 

grreenleaf:

OHHH TELL ME WHATCHA WANT WHATCH REALLY REALLY WHAT (ill tell ya what i want what a really really want) I wanna, i wanna, i wanna, i wanna, i wanna really really really wanna see non-offensive representation of asexuals, bisexuals and trans people in todays media

rnedia:

everyone in harry potter treated luna like she was crazy for believing in weird shit like they didn’t go to wizard high school

notchicken:

notchicken:

guess what I just got!!!

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meet Spartacus everyone….

westernkanye:

my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman