It is too bad journals can’t speak up and give advice or support.
The last time that happened the Chamber of Secrets was opened
I don’t care who the fuck you are, or what you’re doing. You can take 3 seconds to reblog this.
I miss you..That last comment broke my heart..
well this is awkward
everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19
everyone’s making us make enormous life decisions at like 18
tfw when you thought you already came out to someone and you mention it offhand and they’re like “what”
check out this periodic table
I have made a lot of bad jokes but this is still probably my greatest hit
I can’t go to parties because I turn into a pumpkin at midnight
if someone calls you a slut, break their fucking neck without even hesitating or saying a single word and as they lay there on the ground dead, lean down close to their corpse and whisper
“slut means the end in swedish”
this is the most popular post i’ve ever made and its still fuckin going and i am GLAD
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
when referring to people, use “glitch” instead of “bitch”. call them glitches. say theyre being glitchy. not only do you get to avoid using a misogynistic slur, you can also imply that their negativity is an anomaly in the web grid of your life and thus needs to be patched
I REALLY LIKE THIS ACTUALLY