My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!
i feel very inappropriate when i’m next to someone and i’m just thinking
i love how men mock women for being overemotional and then lose their shit over a team losing an over-glorified game of fetch
i have found my purpose in life and it is spreading this message
Update: I am beneath some kind of gigantic octopus sculpture eating tiny portions of impossibly good food. Several celebrities here, all shorter than you would expect.
my exact reaction to robin thicke being nominted for a grammy
#he can take his disgusting old man dusty crusty self back to whatever dark fuckin crevice he came out of
I had no idea I was a novelist.
OKAY GUYS I HAVE DECIDED TO DO A THING
AND I DO MEAN EVERYONE
WHO REBLOGS THIS UNTIL THE 20TH
GETS A CHRISTMAS GIFT MADE BY ME
ACCORDING TO THEIR BLOGS
You don’t need to do ANYTHING ut reblog ! Seriously i don’t care if you follow me or not. i WILL make EVERYONE something !
So yay !